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Ladki ni jeans utari aur boyfrnd se kha, muze ladki hone ka eahsas karao! Boyfrnd ne bhi jeans utari aur bola- jao done jeans dhokar lao.
><((:> i send u this fish as a sign of best friendship. Plz take care of it, keep it in urmobile,daily put ur mobile in water, so that fish won't die.
Apki yaad ayi to kalam uthai, kagaz liya aur aapki 1 taswir banai. socha tha dil se lagakar rakhenge par baccho ko darane ke kaam ayi.
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.
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