Welcome to "Funny SMS"...
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my
death, my feelings 4 u have
never changed. For me, you've always been a
headache!
In chemistry classteacher asked a gal: what r
Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they rcostlier than day.
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female
has male in it, Madam has
adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without
boys.
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is
mein hum logon ko waqt-
bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane
ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds
rediculous but I can't control my
feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving
more ALPHABETS...!
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug
aayega, sifr ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam
kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam
karen.Ek bottle tum khatamkaro ek bottle hum
khatam karen.
Can't believe after all the shit they have been
through they're still
together............Who? Your bum cheeks!!
Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste
Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho,
Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...?
Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar...
Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha
ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
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